This is a list (well, actually two together, but not noticeable) which you have to put in bold that with which you identify.
* You were baited by Jun-kun.
* Anything over 49kg is "fat"
* The best dancer in Johnny's is Ohno, period.
*'re forever daydreaming about Arashi and Imagining ... and you.
* You NatsuCon ... save for the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
* Only true get Extremely popular idols after putting stockings over Their head, wearing shirts and daisy dukes nipples.
* You’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
* You’re envious of anyone that lives in japan.
* Every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times.
* Despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
* The first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”.
* And then the kanji of all the members’ names.
* When speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
CHTMLXt names to faces.
* When asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
* You’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
* You wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive.
* Vowed not to spend money on Arashi.
* Spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
* There is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner..
* Your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
* Your cell phone ring tone is Arashi. (Y porque es estúpido y no me deja)
* Aiba has the best English in all of Japan, period.
* December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
* When going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song.
* When singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.
* You’ve been jealous of animals.
* You read “asahi” as “arashi”.
* The best actor in Japan is Nino, period.
* Short guys are DEFINITELY okay. CHTMLHTMLXC
* You’ve pull all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports, etc.
* Sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
* You start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
* You study japanese because of Arashi.
* You plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
* You start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
* When you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
* Aiba is a prodigy.
* Nino should be a professional song writer.
* Neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occassion.
* When someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.”
* Your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
* Gotten into a fight with siblings because of Arashi
* Have Arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
* When people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
* Like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
* Like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
* Fancams are heaven sent.
* You buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy.
* You wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
* Many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there.
* You are envious of people like Inoue Mao, Suzuki Ann and Aoi Yu.
* You have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”
* Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
* You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun.
* Rabu Rabu rocks!
* Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now (PERIOD)
* Cleaning your room becomes fun while listening to Arashi’s BEST OF.
* You randomly go emotional when your favourite member has a solo part in some song.
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* When the new magazines come out, your blood comes out, too.
* You don’t always understand what they’re saying, but you laugh anyway. If that ain’t love.
* You fangirl over hands, of all things.
* You got your favourite member uchiwa on your wall, and you sometimes stare at it, wishing it would blink back at you.
* You have developed all kind of techniques to not laugh out loud during AnS so your family won’t look at you weirdly.
* “HAHA that’s what Nino would say. :’D” “…what?”
* You celebrate theiry…” “Well, Jun too. ¬¬”
* You’re always biased for your OTP.
* At night, before falling asleep, you always have a last thought about them . Sometimes leading to wet dreams, that you will tell happily to your flist the day after.
* You care about their health more than your own. “Hmm. I wonder if he’s eating enough…” “Shouldn’t you go outside a little, you have been in front of the computer for 3 days now. D:” “MOM SHUT UP, I’M WATCHING D NO ARASHI.”
* You have at least one Arashi-related
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